{"product_id":"metal-as-phuk-662210","title":"Metal as Phuk","description":"\u003ch3\u003eTrailers \u0026amp; Videos\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"steam-videos\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"bb_img\" src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/662210\/extras\/515d59cdb6d9c89e29939e171fc69e9e.avif?t=1660315363\" width=\"460\" height=\"214\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ch2 class=\"bb_tag\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eABOUT THIS GAME:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSold in over 90+ countries around the world and praised as one of the funniest and most clever RPG's of all time, \u003cstrong\u003eMetal as Phuk\u003c\/strong\u003e is a Mature, Turn-Based, Crude Comedy that has one goal and one goal only: \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eTo Make You Laugh!\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePlay as \u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cu\u003eChael\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e, the only surviving Paladin of the Metal Order as he embarks on his journey to stop \u003cu\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Dark Bards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e before they can summon \u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cu\u003eA'Marthius\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e, a \u003cstrong\u003eMONSTROUS\u003c\/strong\u003e Demon \u003cu\u003eD-Bag\u003c\/u\u003e who wants nothing more than to see the world burn! A dark, insidious world full of \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eEpic Metal References\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e awaits you as your party battles their way through \u003cu\u003eUnholy Adversaries\u003c\/u\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eBig Bad Bosses\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e, and \u003cu\u003eSmaller\u003c\/u\u003e, but \u003ci\u003e-STILL-\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cu\u003eBad Bosses!\u003c\/u\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cu\u003ePhuk, the God of Metal\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e watches over you on your journey... but do you have what it takes to be \u003cstrong\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cu\u003eMetal, as Phuk?\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"bb_img\" src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/662210\/extras\/287e5011e07bca0d3eefdb35c833fb2b.avif?t=1660315363\" width=\"631\" height=\"228\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003ch2 class=\"bb_tag\"\u003eThis game features:\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cul class=\"bb_ul\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDozens of Sick-Ass Metal References!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAwesome Boss Battles!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTurn-Based Combat System with Epic Loot and Leveling!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHilarious Items and Easter Eggs Hidden Throughout the World!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFour Kickass Party Members with Four Kickass Classes!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4 Dozen Epic Songs to Headbang to until your BRAIN FALLS OUT OF YOUR $%^\u0026amp;ING SKULL!\u003cbr\u003e(Crankage Games is not responsible for Cranial Extraction due to excessive headbanging...)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal Storyline! (Well, as original as one can get, I mean, C'mon, Right?!)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Herbs\"... !\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e... And a Phuk-Ton More!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"bb_img\" src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/662210\/extras\/ddbcd117593c63f3e41315a90da0e5c0.avif?t=1660315363\" width=\"578\" height=\"226\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Crankage Games","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56251632386388,"sku":null,"price":4.99,"currency_code":"UAH","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1048\/7604\/8724\/files\/header_46fef755-2c7b-4f86-b482-ac4144089d79.jpg?v=1782490946","url":"https:\/\/game-zone.shop\/products\/metal-as-phuk-662210","provider":"Game Zone","version":"1.0","type":"link"}