{"product_id":"ohsir-the-insult-simulator-512250","title":"Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator","description":"\u003ch3\u003eTrailers \u0026amp; Videos\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"steam-videos\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003ch1\u003eCHECK OUT VILE MONARCH'S NEWEST GAME NOW!\u003c\/h1\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ch1\u003eAbout the Game\u003c\/h1\u003eThe parrot is back from the dead bringing countless new insults for your disposal, Sir! Remember that silly game that parted lovers, destroyed families and turned friends into enemies? Here’s its successor that does even more, certainly with more style and more variety. And I have proof! This time you can spread affront to everyone in the world that has Internet access or - if you’re not the most sociable - you can sit alone and play with yourself. Nudge nudge. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo don’t let the parrot die for nothing and tell that grumpy old lady that her husband donated organs for a strange woman lying in a pond and that her sister poses nude for some dog. Then meet a retired hipster who admires pictures of a grunting sow, and a fake Russian who borrowed a dead body to put his teacup and crumpets on. It’s also the only game that lets you learn what’s The Meaning of Life, and that’s scientifically proven!\u003ch2 class=\"bb_tag\"\u003eGame Features:\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cul class=\"bb_ul\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLoner’s Insult Tournament Mode:\u003c\/strong\u003e Battle your way through numerous unique situations and verbally assault your CPU\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReal-Life Friends Mode:\u003c\/strong\u003e Belliger your actual friends on a couch, ottoman, or whatever else you like to rest your fanny on\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eImaginary-Friends Mode:\u003c\/strong\u003e Verbally take down strangers from all over the world online, and bring the witty pain across any device using the game's Cross-Platform Multiplayer\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e11 Hilarious Playable Characters:\u003c\/strong\u003e Each with their own unique voices, quirky traits and hilarious “insult components”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLegendary Potty Mouthed Unlockable Heroes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay down some verbal carnage and unlock renowned potty mouthed special guest fighters, including Shadow Warrior's Lo Wang, Serious Sam, the infamous Postal Dude.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e4 Conflict Scenarios:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay down some verbal jujitsu across 4 different testy situations and dynamic environments\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eContentious Battle System:\u003c\/strong\u003e Employ combos, criticals, continuations and other new mechanics to outwit your argumentative opponents!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Good Shepherd Entertainment","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56251542110548,"sku":null,"price":1.99,"currency_code":"UAH","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1048\/7604\/8724\/files\/header_4c73fa17-34a7-4ca3-af95-4bb7f46f25bd.jpg?v=1782489778","url":"https:\/\/game-zone.shop\/products\/ohsir-the-insult-simulator-512250","provider":"Game Zone","version":"1.0","type":"link"}