{"product_id":"weirdest-thing-955250","title":"Weirdest Thing","description":"\u003ch3\u003eTrailers \u0026amp; Videos\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"steam-videos\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003chr\u003e5 distinctively odd characters, each share their stories with you.\u003cbr\u003elisten to what they have to say, then experience it from their perspectives in weird little games.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eadult humor.  casual.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"bb_img\" src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/955250\/extras\/f74068738629d5836c61060aaf8c5eb2.avif?t=1569939486\" width=\"340\" height=\"70\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eso there are these 5 weird little guys:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"bb_img\" src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/955250\/extras\/e3a3dfcf76961e198f8436611b7445d5.avif?t=1569939486\" width=\"620\" height=\"152\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eeach of them has their own personality and a few stories to tell.  beware though, their manners and morals are somewhat handicapped.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eso you'll pick one of them, and off he'll go, spewing saliva at you, as he passionately tells his tale.\u003cbr\u003eevery now and again, you will be thrust into the matter at hand, in the form of a weird little game.  play using only the mouse and left-click.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ethese little games not only convey a message, but more importantly a feeling.  often being frustration and fear of inadequacy, with some cases including decreased appetite and\/or libido.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"bb_img\" src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/955250\/extras\/087dcf6794123276df4f5673b18c3c53.avif?t=1569939486\" width=\"340\" height=\"70\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ewell, for one thing, because cringing is underrated.  for another, why not?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"bb_img\" src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/955250\/extras\/f519392e97d52abf8a38f67ce2aec0fc.avif?t=1569939486\" width=\"340\" height=\"70\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ei say be spontaneous.  though for now, you're gonna have to wait till:\u003cbr\u003eOct 18, 2018 @ 9:00am PDT\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"bb_img\" src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/955250\/extras\/bda62576a6a847bfc59c37bf9a96faaa.avif?t=1569939486\" width=\"340\" height=\"70\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003epreferably somewhere private.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"bb_img\" src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/955250\/extras\/3e5afacaad3e19817de2ad7123116fdc.avif?t=1569939486\" width=\"340\" height=\"70\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e18 and over only.  PG is simply off the table m'kay, stop asking!\u003cbr\u003ealso, not for sensitive gamers!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bb_img_ctn\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"bb_img\" src=\"https:\/\/shared.akamai.steamstatic.com\/store_item_assets\/steam\/apps\/955250\/extras\/2d0d74241f5fa48988d0a69eb784e9b5.avif?t=1569939486\" width=\"340\" height=\"70\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ewell then let me take this opportunity to tell you how proud i am of you, for taking this brave step.  to put it bluntly, not everyone wears their balls on their face...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eso when you're ready, just press that button, take a deep breath in, and remember, you've got this, friend!  ;3","brand":"David Mulder","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56251750416724,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"UAH","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1048\/7604\/8724\/files\/header_f608ed32-4793-474e-af20-ddbb8717afac.jpg?v=1782491731","url":"https:\/\/game-zone.shop\/products\/weirdest-thing-955250","provider":"Game Zone","version":"1.0","type":"link"}