Garage Ninja
Long ago, Six great clans ruled the world. They each used incredible powers to fight each other in clan wars and it was totally awesome. But all of that changed when the Disney Clan took over. Now, only Garage Ninja stands a chance at stopping them. To do that, He’ll have to bump his power level...
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Full Controller Support
Xbox Controllers
DualShock Controllers (USB Only)
DualSense Controllers
Requires agreement to a 3rd-party EULA
Languages:
Interface Full Audio Subtitles
Ratings
18+

Violence
Sex
Bad Language

Age rating for: PEGI
Includes 57 Steam Achievements
Points Shop Items Available
86
metacritic
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About This Game
Long ago, Six great clans ruled the world. They each used incredible powers to fight each other in clan wars and it was totally awesome. But all of that changed when the Disney Clan took over. Now, only Garage Ninja stands a chance at stopping them. To do that, He’ll have to bump his power levels and get all the way to Magic Kingdom City without a Time Skip arc.

Join Garage Ninja, Hentai-Man, and others as they journey to bring down the Disney clan and its sinister leader Kathleen Kennedy. With over 2 Quests, more than 3 boss battles, and at least one hour of original world to explore, Garage Ninja is sure to be worth at least 10 cents if we are being generous. Did we mention there’s voice acting… it's bad, but at least it's there!

Let's see, What else can I use to sell this crap. It may set the world record for the fastest time to a lawsuit. It was made with RPG maker… Shit, that's not a selling point. It was not made with RPG maker. Wow, that was close, almost blew it. Alright, I need more. Uhhhh, It's riveting Turn-based Combat could help to put you to sleep if you have insomnia. It has puns! But only three of them… we tried our best. Puns are hard.

The best part of all is you can't play it yet! That's right! This turd isn't even coming out for another year. So, slap your Naruto headbands on and get hyped for the worst game of 2024.
System Requirements
Windows
macOS
Minimum:

Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS: 64-bit Windows 10
Processor: Core i7-6700 or Ryzen 5 1600
Memory: 12 GB RAM
Graphics: GeForce GTX 1060 6GB or Radeon RX 580 8GB
Storage: 70 GB available space

Recommended:

Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS: 64-bit Windows 10
Processor: Core i7-12700 or Ryzen 7 7800X3D
Memory: 16 GB RAM
Graphics: GeForce RTX 2060 SUPER or Radeon RX 5700 XT
Storage: 70 GB available space