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Ne Touchez Pas 5
Ne Touchez Pas 5
Trailers & VideosAn extremely difficult game with one simple rule - do not touch.In Ne Touchez Pas 5, you navigate 100 different levels with six different characters, all with unique control methods, attempting to reach the finish in one piece. Dodge deadly fans, evade eviscerating laser beam...
Release Date:
26 Jun, 2026
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Publisher:
Chequered Ink Ltd.
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Action Casual
Full Controller Support
Xbox Controllers
DualShock Controllers (USB Only)
DualSense Controllers
Requires agreement to a 3rd-party EULA
Languages:
Interface Full Audio Subtitles
Ratings
18+

Violence
Sex
Bad Language

Age rating for: PEGI
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An extremely difficult game with one simple rule - do not touch.

In Ne Touchez Pas 5, you navigate 100 different levels with six different characters, all with unique control methods, attempting to reach the finish in one piece. Dodge deadly fans, evade eviscerating laser beams, and manoeuvre around moving segments, hit switches to open paths, collect optional bits and throw yourself through the void at the end of each level to progress.

Play as:
  • L'Oiseau, a french bird that flaps its little wings!
  • Jetpod, a tiny pilot with the lust for thrust!
  • Rockit, a rocket built for destruction but here to kick some walls!
  • Astro, an astronaut that doesn't know why they're here and is getting dizzy!
  • Car, with a full tank of petrol and a six digit milometer!
  • Square, just here to give people an easy mode!

Features 100 levels, 480 collectables, progress tracking, catchy music with a nostalgic easter egg for the four people that will remember the original Ne Touchez Pas games from the noughties, and a quit button for when you get stuck. You will probably get stuck.
System Requirements
Windows
macOS
Minimum:

Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS: 64-bit Windows 10
Processor: Core i7-6700 or Ryzen 5 1600
Memory: 12 GB RAM
Graphics: GeForce GTX 1060 6GB or Radeon RX 580 8GB
Storage: 70 GB available space

Recommended:

Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS: 64-bit Windows 10
Processor: Core i7-12700 or Ryzen 7 7800X3D
Memory: 16 GB RAM
Graphics: GeForce RTX 2060 SUPER or Radeon RX 5700 XT
Storage: 70 GB available space

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